Semiretired computer geek and mythology fan
Riding with my dad through Missouri in 1964 I saw a series of signs, a lot like Burma Shave signs but white on blue instead of red, readingHail Mary full of graceBlessed are you among women…etc. through the whole prayer
Rich people have designer labels on their clothes. Happy people have pet hair!
“I went to Jerusalem and spent an afternoon praying at the Wailing Wall”. “What was it like?” “Like talking to a wall!”
Last time I was at the Red Cross donor center I commented that they should give out 10-gallon hats as prizes to blood donors who have given 80 units.
“Behold, the Lamb of God, who takes away the sin of the world”. Yes, Easter is coming!
You’re not totally useless if you can serve as a terrible example.
Not to worry. Great minds run in the same channels!
I recently bought a cat tree; on the box they printed “Makes it easier for your cats to look down on you.”
“The Lady? or the Tiger?”
Nothing comes to mind….