Recent Comments

1. about 17 hours ago on Crankshaft

   Where was she yesterday? ED: “Give that dollar back! That was my POWDER-BALL money!” HER: “Money for your…BALL POWDER? Like Gold Bond Medicated?! SHRIEEEEK!” (runs from restaurant)

2. about 22 hours ago on Crankshaft

   ED: “This fish is so salty! And tastes very Eugeney!” (eats it anyway)

3. 3 days ago on Crankshaft

   Waitress, with bottle of bleach: “JULIET. Just Using Liquids; It’s Ed’s Toileting.”

4. 3 days ago on Crankshaft

   Not any more, apparently. (shakes fist at janitor’s closet) “GOSH DARN YE, TIMEMOP!!”)

5. 3 days ago on Crankshaft

   Panel Negative One: ED, to Guy: “My grandson Mitch is learning to read, who is the grandson of me, ED CRANKSHAFT.” Guy: “So, ED, your GRANDSON is lear—” ED: “Shut up, I’m eatin’ my prunes & waffles here!” ED’s tummy makes a weird sound; he jumps up and runs for the bathroom. “SORRY, gotta ROMEO here!*” (* “Really Old Man Eliminating OMG!!”)

6. 3 days ago on Crankshaft

   Just like Tom did!

7. 3 days ago on Crankshaft

   At least it’s not the “Lisa Dies Of Cancer For 10 Years” joke, “chemo-sabe.” Someone said that at a Tom book signing, he used it endlessly in the strip, and it took him a long time to admit he didn’t come up with it.

8. 5 days ago on Crankshaft

   A TBF-1 torpedo bomber came in on the wrong path for its live ammo training run. PROFESSOR FARNSWORTH, on phone: “And how’s the new boat guy doing?” (pause) “To SHREDS, you say?!”

9. 5 days ago on Bozo

   Hmm. You do seem to be smarter than the average bear.

10. 5 days ago on Crankshaft

    It…it must be one of those Ambien dreams I’ve heard about. There is no Crankshaft, just like the Loch Ness UFOs!