Grimes

SofaKing Free

Ordained minister in the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, also in the Church of the Latter Day Dude. Certified judge for the Steak Cookoff Association. Been a comics fan since 1967. It's legal here too!

Recent Comments

  1. about 2 hours ago on Scary Gary

    One thousand years in the future Nixon’s severed head in a jar is president of the world, unless Futurama is fictional…

  2. about 2 hours ago on Scary Gary

    He’s a master of this, yeah? The ever so slight change from Happy Leopold to Angry Leopold. And it seems Travis has only three very distinct expressions, but we know exactly what he’s thinking.

  3. about 2 hours ago on Gasoline Alley

    I’m sure there are a few. I’m sure TFG paid for a few things he now says should be made illegal. Or not illegal, depending on who he’s standing in front of.

  4. about 2 hours ago on Gasoline Alley

    My town is thriving everywhere EXCEPT the “miracle mile.” Half empty strip malls, a couple motels you shouldn’t be staying in, tire stores and car washes.

  5. about 2 hours ago on Jane's World

    Perhaps this is some type of lesbian foreplay?

  6. about 2 hours ago on Jeff Danziger

    He’ll end up at a resort prison with tennis and golf.

  7. about 2 hours ago on Last Kiss

    The local paper had a story about a cat that went missing for 2.5 years. One day a guy sees a cat hanging around his yard, he captured it and took it to the vet. It was chipped, he took it back to the owner and the cat just walks in like he owned the joint. Cat was in fine condition, just decided to go live with someone else for 2.5 years until he left them.

  8. about 14 hours ago on Mike Luckovich

    A vote for anyone but Biden is a vote for Trump. You’re wrong on everything in your statement.

  9. about 21 hours ago on Mike Luckovich

    If I was a medical professional in a red state I’m not sure I’d want to provide care that “might” violate the law. They’re going after doctors now. I understand there’s not many O.B. GYN doctors left in Idaho.

  10. about 22 hours ago on The Dinette Set

    Rip’s Tavern, Ladd Illinois. They post a schedule when the batches of chicken are done. On Saturdays there is only chicken available. First timers get upset when there’s a line and the tables are empty, but there’s no sense seating anyone when there’s no chicken ready. Gives the waitstaff a break.