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1. 16 days ago on Calvin and Hobbes

   And Calvin’s dad will squeak out a “no, sir”

2. 16 days ago on Calvin and Hobbes

   Because his parents are boomers and they are anti-fun (boo!)

3. 16 days ago on Calvin and Hobbes

   Wait until Moe goes to prison to be someone B I T C H then he would be begging, pleaded, and crying and no one would listen to him when the prisoners do unspeakable things to him (no joke I heard that on “Beyond Scared Stright”)

4. 23 days ago on Calvin and Hobbes

   Ok do it. And I would rather enjoy leaving your butt in a 1 star nursing home where they’ll start treat you more like an inmate than a resident

5. 23 days ago on Calvin and Hobbes

   I would of yanked Dad’s tie right down to my level, grab him by the collar and said: “listen bub, I’m in a POed mood. (In a Yami voice) Do you want your bedtime to be more PERMANENT?”

6. 3 months ago on Calvin and Hobbes

   Because he has technophobia (a fear of technology)

7. 9 months ago on Calvin and Hobbes

   I wouldn’t be talking dad, one of these days there might be a show you really want to watch, then you get distracted by something else, you missed half or all of your show, then you will get PO’ed about it. then you will absolutely know how Calvin feels about missing his show(s)

8. about 1 year ago on Calvin and Hobbes

   (To Calvin’s dad) in a minute you’re gonna discover the difference between a body cast and a body bag

9. over 2 years ago on Calvin and Hobbes

   I would of said to Calvin’s dad: “Ok bub, visualize being a 80 year old Being broke, alone, and dying on your deathbed.” and I bet that would shut him up for good

10. over 2 years ago on Calvin and Hobbes

    Nah, he must be watching NewsMax