Recent Comments

1. over 13 years ago on Calvin and Hobbes

   Calvin: Dad, kneel! (Dad kneels) Calvin: I declare you Mud!!! Dad: What?! Calvin: Hobbes, kneel! (Hobbes kneels) Calvin: I declare you genious!!! Hobbes: Yes!!!!!! Calvin: And I declare myself ruler and Dad shall pack his bags!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2. almost 14 years ago on Calvin and Hobbes

   Wow. I thought Calvin couldn’t get any dumbererer when he had Hobbes do his homework. He just hit an all time low.

3. almost 14 years ago on Calvin and Hobbes

   See, I told you Calvin. No matter how you look at it, your is truely evil.

4. almost 14 years ago on Calvin and Hobbes

   Hey Johanan Rakkav, if it wasn’t for the fact that my brother wouldn’t let me read his comic books, I might agree with you. He still hasn’t gotten around to selling them like he said he would.

5. almost 14 years ago on Calvin and Hobbes

   Ok… if Calvin’s acting like this, it’s not Calvin. OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ALIENS HAVE ABDUCTED CALVIN AND HOBBES!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! IT’S THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT!!!! :)

6. almost 14 years ago on Calvin and Hobbes

   Well Calvin, just keep digging. If your parents don’t kill you first, you’ll be rich in 3 years.

7. almost 14 years ago on Calvin and Hobbes

   Calvin, you know Mom and Dad are going to kill you.

8. almost 14 years ago on Calvin and Hobbes

   You know, if I was Hobbes, I’d wait for a good chicken sandwich. Tuna, yuck. :P

9. almost 14 years ago on Calvin and Hobbes

   It’s around Christmas time that I usually consider computers to be annoying, and want to put an axe through my computer.

10. almost 14 years ago on Calvin and Hobbes

    Makes me wish that all the cats I’ve ever owned died when I was 4. Then again, as far as I’m aware, they may have been lazyer than my dog, who is 77 dog years now. Yeah, the stupid thing will never die.