In the comments of a previous D&J page featuring Trumpy’s version of G.R.O.S.S., I wrote a gag about how they’re not imaginary, they just have all the same imaginary friends as Donald. John started asking, “So they’re a cu—” and Donald interrupted him, saying, “A cut about the rest, yes.”
Did you see the mistake I made? That’s right, the part where Donald bothered trying to hide it.
Some observations: there’s a political platform that can make stupid and mean work, and it’s called fascism. Fascism is entropy’s political form. One of entropy’s medical forms is cancer, and just like cancer, fascism works until it kills the whole system. Fascism is a Faustian bargain where you sell both your soul and your entire society’s future.
Here’s my theory: in an alternate universe, people are editing Heathcliff comics to feature a frog named Jimmy as a character.Peter Gallagher has a means of traveling to this universe days ahead (at minimum) relative to our own calendar, and is stealing Jimmy versions of comics he has not yet made, nor will ever need to make.
Fun fact: the Bible can be interpreted as showing that other gods do exist, e.g. the god/s who turn/s the Egyptian sorcerers’ staffs into snakes. Monolatry is the term for worshipping a single god while believing that others exist. Of course, there are many Christians who believe that all other gods are in fact demons – see the evangelical Christian comic Hairy Polarity and the Sinister Sorcery Satire if you want to give yourself a brain aneurysm.
The worst SO FAR, Mickey!