Grandpa hef

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  1. about 12 hours ago on Rubes

    She doesn’t seem to be warming up to the idea. In fact, he’s got her feeling downright blue.

  2. about 12 hours ago on DeFlocked

    Put that question on X, and see what happens. People will either see your tweets and you will go ‘viral’, or your account will be suspended and some shady government types will be showing up at your door. Personally I’m hoping for the shady government types.

  3. about 13 hours ago on Ben

    There are worse “old man” smells. If you really want to smell attractive to other creatures Ben, go for a swim in the ocean, although I wouldn’t recommend it, chum.

  4. 1 day ago on Moderately Confused

    Good point!

    You might still be able to taste it, but your tongue would stick to the roof of your mouth.

  5. 1 day ago on Working Daze

    What I find so surprising isn’t that he was on The Enterprise. I’m more surprised that Mr. red shirt there was on The Enterprise, and lived to tell about it.*

    *Yes Data was TNG, but still a good joke.

  6. 1 day ago on Rubes

    Well that’s what I’ve been doing wrong. And all along I thought it was a prostate issue.

    (Kidding, just a warped sense of humor.)

  7. 1 day ago on Real Life Adventures

    So does this make that girl a gifted child?

  8. 1 day ago on Real Life Adventures

    I suppose that’s ok, as long as you weren’t a blue light special.

  9. 1 day ago on Moderately Confused

    I could see how that purple stuff that dries clear could easily be mistaken for grape flavored lip balm. Hint: If it doesn’t taste like Kool-Aid grape drink, you’d better read the label.

  10. 1 day ago on Frank and Ernest

    I would take the coward’s way out, then pat myself on the back for living to fight another day.