I have a younger brother and for years he would punch me for no reason. One day when college was on a break, I came home and naturally he punched me. I looked him in the eye and said, “Guess what?” PUNCH “You big enough I can punch back.” End of punching.
One of my minor superpowers: I never lose socks in the laundry. I mentioned this to my wife shortly we got married and we were sorting out a laundry basket of her orphan socks. It took a year or two for her to believe.
I have a younger brother and for years he would punch me for no reason. One day when college was on a break, I came home and naturally he punched me. I looked him in the eye and said, “Guess what?” PUNCH “You big enough I can punch back.” End of punching.