We’ve had Winter, False Spring, Second Winter, Second False Spring, Final (maybe) Winter and (possibly) Real Spring. But it’s definitely “Weed the Garden” time.
While living in SoCal a couple tourists pulled into the gas station and asked the kid what town they were in. He didn’t know. The wife started ranting, while the husband pulled out a map. I got out of my car and looked at the map. Pointed out we are in town A, Town B is across the street, except that side road goes to a high school that is part of Town C. Wife got quiet. They were headed to Disneyland. I got them pointed in the correct direction.
Failed again. I haven’t used a coupon in years, although I got one with my last purchase of kibble and I might use it before it expires.