Recent Comments

1. 3 months ago on The Lockhorns

   Leroy is contemplating a “wayward” shot.

2. 4 months ago on Looks Good on Paper

   Payback.

3. 4 months ago on Non Sequitur

   If I made that list, every month would be “die, die, die”, and every month I would be disappointed that I didn’t keep my resolution.

4. 4 months ago on Clay Bennett

   Uuuuuh, did you not live through the Trump presidency? You could equally lay all those things at his doorstep.

5. 4 months ago on Clay Bennett

   Oh good, I wasn’t the only Wisconsinite who was a bit confused by this one. Took a minute for the cheese holes to register as bullet holes.

6. 4 months ago on Pearls Before Swine

   When I turned 12, my dad gave me a stick of deodorant. It didn’t have any instructions on it. My dad didn’t explain what to do with it. The only thing I had to go by were the commercials. He asked me one day, “Aren’t you using the deodorant I got you?” I said yes, and confidently raised my wrist up to him, “See? Smell.”

7. 4 months ago on Mike du Jour

   For those that don’t know, Kristen Wiig played a character on Saturday Night Live called “Target Lady”. Youtube it for further details.

8. 4 months ago on Pearls Before Swine

   Ha! Are you kidding? As soon as I can’t squeeze anymore out, I cut it open: there’s still one more use in that puppy!

9. 4 months ago on Close to Home

   Saw a man today at the pool with a giant T in his back hair: a stripe down his back with another at the top of his shoulders. Someone else had to have shaved it that way and somehow also thought it was a good look.

10. 4 months ago on Prickly City

    Soon you won’t be able to get anything except from Amazon. I try to order things directly, and quite often they end up coming from Amazon warehouses in Amazon delivery vehicles. Even my covid tests and free phone sim card from the government came this way. Arrrrrrg!