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1. 19 days ago on WuMo

   Every day I wake up angry that I didn’t die in my sleep and I have to get out of bed and keep doing whatever this is. But then I get to go to sleep again for another shot at redemption.

2. 19 days ago on Savage Chickens

   You never see ghosts that died recently. I want to be haunted by someone who died in 2008 and is searching for their flip phone.

3. 19 days ago on Bound and Gagged

   He should get an Only Fans. I hear it pays better.

4. about 1 month ago on Frank and Ernest

   All new money is borrowed money. Helps ensure that it’s always chasing value.

5. about 1 month ago on Farcus

   True story: a former customer of mine complained their expensive new computer kept shutting down after less than an hour of use. I get there, and they have the the case draped in a form fitting cozy with a duck on it and button holes for the usb and power cables. I had to explain that computers need to breathe, and if they want to dud it up, they should use stickers. At one point in my life, I believed rich people got that way by being the smartest people in the room. Experience has taught me otherwise.

6. about 2 months ago on The Humble Stumble

   Slide the bottom left-most horizontal toothpick over one square to the left, then take the horizontal toothpick in the middle on the top, turn it so its vertical, and complete the square with the toothpick you first slid over.

7. about 2 months ago on Mike du Jour

   Would have been funnier if it went “This is Joy-without an eye.” “So it’s not spelled J-O-Y?”

8. about 2 months ago on Rabbits Against Magic

   Ooo, I can answer that: the researchers decide who gets funding. Professors sit on peer review committees formed to review grant applications. You can’t expect government bureaucrats to know anything about niche sciences to decide what has merit.

9. 2 months ago on Moderately Confused

   See above. (She now has a headache and is in the medicine cabinet for aspirin or tylenol.

10. 2 months ago on Amanda the Great

    I heard that drugs were big in the 70’s. I don’t know if that’s true or not, but it does explain so much.