When your least favorite recent or current President was told that 4 Brazilian Soldiers were killed last week, he whispered to one of his aides, “I always forget: how much is a brazillion?”
Sorry, Timothy, but sooner or later you’re going to have to get over it and accept that Kwanzaa, for the majority of people who even know about it, will be just another opportunity to skip work, just like Memorial Day and Veteran’s Day.
Lennie, you’re a lucky man. When I pull out my horn, my cat finds something to do in a different zip code…or sometimes time zone.