She is right! I wouldn’t even hesitate without a second thought for a chance to visit an alien world, or just go for a spin around the solar system! I would jump at a chance to be an ambassador for our species.
He’s pretty uppity for an alien that just flew out of a sewage pipe!
Then you call it “Grundsow Tag” in Yiddish.
I used to listen to the "Oldies"station" now I don’t even recognize the format. The “Decade creep” as I named it, was insidious, in the mid ’90’s Disco started creeping in, I heard the writing on the wall. I joked, “in another 10 years they’ll start playing hits from the ’80’s” how prescient of me. They did, and as time passed they added more and more now I see they play mostly stuff from the ’90’s and early ’00’s. Artists like Elvis and Dion and the Belmont’s and even the Beatles, and many, many others no longer get any airplay, as if the late ’50’s-early ’60’s music never happened.
That does not explain the Kia Palisade’s Stinky headrest issue!
And Spiders and their eight-legged ilk out number us all, for every pound of our body weight there are 200 POUNDS of spiders! Imagine, 8 billion people with an average weight of 100 Lbs, that makes for a sickening amount of creepy crawlies! So don’t feel too guilty if you swat a few hundred of them. You’re not even making a dent!
Charlie is edging into stealing Rodney Dangerfield’s jokes…
In Schrödinger’s Dishwasher, the anti-spot is the vial of poison
Actually, his full name is Roy Batty, after actor Rutger Hauer’s character in the movie “Blade Runner”. When he was tiny, his ears were huge, so we first nicknamed him “Batty”.
In our home, Roy is our “Surfer in residence” also “Climber of bed curtains” and when he gets up there “Crosser of Desert” for walking the pole to the other corner.