High Priest of the Church of the Flying Spagetti Monster
I learned his real name when I saw it on some sheet music
My parents would have told me to eat it or starve. And I probably would have been smacked upside the head, too.
A gag would be better. But then who would pay to get her back?
My wife sometimes does this. I’m usually a restless sleeper and she worries that I’ve had another heart attack and shuffled off this mortal plane.
I remembered from a long time ago someone complaining that the Shenandoah River doesn’t run thru West Virginia but I just checked and it does.BTW, we’re currently house-hunting for our retirement place in West Virginia
They need to split the scene, man!
At first I thought of the recipes that called for exotic ingredients. Then I saw the flour, eggs, and butter.
We only moved to Florida for the job and to be close to my wife’s mother. Both those reasons are gone, I hate the hot weather, and I hate watching idiots destroy what’s left of nature in Florida.
I agree completely!
He deserved it for leaving his tools out in the yard.