High Priest of the Church of the Flying Spagetti Monster
Too bad that this is so accurate.
You dated Flipper? Oh, wait…
Hey! Her Iphones up here pal!
Out of the mouth of babes.
Gocomics won’t allow a post big enough to list all of Trump’s lies. It would be a novel.
That’s why we need someone other than our current choices.
I made the mistake of complaining to my wife about how she loaded the dishwasher (honestly, who loads plastic cups so that they get blown around and filled with water? And don’t get me started about stacking bowls). 44 years later and I’m still the only one putting dishes in there.
There was an episode of X-Files where Mulder met a genie and wished for world peace. The solution was to remove all other humans from the planet.
They need to stop trying to manipulate everyone.
I bought a mini-fridge for our 4 person office and theft almost stopped. When I got promoted and my own office I bought another one and there were no more problems.