High Priest of the Church of the Flying Spagetti Monster
This will end quickly when they start to poop. Pig farms smell terrible.
Yesterday my wife got in my truck and then said she had to go back in the house to get her sunglasses. She was wearing them.
A different definition of helicopter parenting
I’m glad it was “neary”.
I went to a Renaissance Fair and some guy showed up wearing a Captain America costumer.
Its those steel reciprocating pistons.
I tell solar panel salespeople that I work for the electric company and get my power for free. Some of them believe me.
A sure-fire way for me to forget where I put something is to deliberately place it down and say “I’m putting this here so I’ll remember it”.
Because it’s their babysitter. You know where your kids are at all times. I don’t like it but I see it happen a lot.
To her 1992 was the Middle Ages.
This will end quickly when they start to poop. Pig farms smell terrible.