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  1. about 18 hours ago on Rabbits Against Magic

    Yo, I told you

    You can’t touch this

    Why you standing there, man?

    You can’t touch this

    Yo, pot is boiling hot, sucker

    You can’t touch this

  2. about 19 hours ago on Crankshaft

    Now you are laundering money.

  3. 1 day ago on Crankshaft

    Ed’s plotting domestic terrorism to get lunch.

  4. 3 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

    Sounds like a bunch of politicians at a convention.

  5. 3 days ago on Crankshaft

    New teaching method … shock therapy to correctly pronounce the words …

  6. 4 days ago on Rabbits Against Magic

    Especially on a Tuesday.

  7. 4 days ago on Crankshaft

    Those fries are reconstituted potatoes. They will expand upon mixing with fluids.

  8. 5 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

    Dear Pig,

    We can fix you into a (1) delicious cut of ham, (2) savory smoked bacon, (3) pork chops, or (4) roasted with an apple, or (5) side of pork and beans to be served around a campfire.

    Please tell us your choice.

    Have a good day,

    Powers-That-Be-in-the-Universe.

  9. 5 days ago on Bear with Me

    Mom always said if we made a silly face, it could become stuck.

  10. 5 days ago on Bear with Me

    … he is accident prone … you will want to make sure he can understand you without further injury.