Maam, your bucket of popcorn is clinging to my claws … lucky there’s a solution …. me, cleaning them off by eating them.
They sold the seats with the audience member glued and shackled to the chair.
RARE Audience member in seat at 1st Intermission.
Excuse me, the customer said … He didn’t really care … Whatever I recommend.
The Customer is Always Right, so I gave him my recommendation. Also from the looks of his nose, I am not the first to tell him.
… and then concession guy asked if I was Scuba certified.
Same reason why “totally incompetent old tools” are still in politics. Someone is dumb enough to support them.
The rich and powerful don’t buy the media, they manipulate it to tell the story how they want it.
You’d think the Magician would get over how lousy a show he produces.
… you would? … do you have a long enough hose to reach inside the iMax theater?
Election season is upon us.
The politicians are preparing for $hit throwing.
RAT! Stay out of neighbor Nancy’s bed. You are to bother neighbor Karen.