Recent Comments

1. about 13 hours ago on Bear with Me

   Maam, your bucket of popcorn is clinging to my claws … lucky there’s a solution …. me, cleaning them off by eating them.

2. about 17 hours ago on Rabbits Against Magic

   They sold the seats with the audience member glued and shackled to the chair.

   RARE Audience member in seat at 1st Intermission.

3. 1 day ago on Pearls Before Swine

   Excuse me, the customer said … He didn’t really care … Whatever I recommend.

   The Customer is Always Right, so I gave him my recommendation. Also from the looks of his nose, I am not the first to tell him.

4. 2 days ago on Bear with Me

   … and then concession guy asked if I was Scuba certified.

5. 3 days ago on Crankshaft

   Same reason why “totally incompetent old tools” are still in politics. Someone is dumb enough to support them.

6. 4 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

   The rich and powerful don’t buy the media, they manipulate it to tell the story how they want it.

7. 4 days ago on Rabbits Against Magic

   You’d think the Magician would get over how lousy a show he produces.

8. 4 days ago on Bear with Me

   … you would? … do you have a long enough hose to reach inside the iMax theater?

9. 5 days ago on Wizard of Id

   Election season is upon us.

   The politicians are preparing for $hit throwing.

10. 5 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

    RAT! Stay out of neighbor Nancy’s bed. You are to bother neighbor Karen.