Recent Comments

1. about 12 hours ago on Tarzan

   Gross.

2. about 16 hours ago on Tarzan

   Hmm how can I fit lioning around, lioning on the job, when it is a big guard. This guy should be okay, he is not a cat.

3. 1 day ago on Tarzan

   Tarzan has a friend in the Snake oil business, one rub and your problems are over. Maybe.

4. 2 days ago on Ripley's Believe It or Not

   I am pretty sure you are in the cat litter box, not the dog house or warming the bench like a certain snake lover. If you notice, anything you post is usually removed. Technically you used the “G” word. Every time you mention one of your jokes disappearing, check your account and you can see it is all cleaned up, except for the last 24 hours.

   You have joked about Christians, Jewish people, “G” people etc.

5. 4 days ago on For Better or For Worse

   There are full service stations on the 400 series of highways, in Ontario, but you pay 5 cents more a litre for the gas. It is usually the end row of pumps. About 22 cents a gallon more.

6. 4 days ago on Tarzan

   Calling John Williams and ‘Indiana Jones’ music.

7. 6 days ago on Pickles

   T minus 3 hours and counting then it will be beans and pineapple at Grandma’s house, she’s all proud of this achievement. That generation needs to stop cooking for their own health.

8. 7 days ago on Heathcliff

   The Christmas gift colouring book version.

9. 11 days ago on Tarzan

   There is going to be a queen a queen a queen. Aah a day without a queen is like a day without air.

10. 12 days ago on Off the Mark

    Salt water taffy