"If you can't take a joke, you shouldn't be reading the funnies"
That stew looks like something that should come out of your body, not go in it
If I wanted positive negativity, I’d get a 9V battery
Who knows what else lurks in his shell
His theology will become clear when he paints that pentagram on his bedroom floor
He probably got tired of the weird tribal dances she did in the car
Go for a walk everyday
She won’t put photos in it, they’re all digital now
Wait until next month when the freeze will be thicker
Those were fun, you could really get creative with the answering machine outgoing messages
No thanks
That stew looks like something that should come out of your body, not go in it