"If you can't take a joke, you shouldn't be reading the funnies"
Too bad he isn’t more powerful than a locomotive for when the bullys go after him
Oh no, there’s gonna be more…
Those who can, do. Those who can’t become artists
At least he won’t have to worry about excessive radiation
Not instructions, just diagrams
“License plate? Sure. It’s right next to the bull horn marks I got when I was in Spain”
Woodstock’s singing is so bad, he didn’t even make it on the Gong Show
Now comes the part where he get’s the boot and descends. Too bad he wasn’t killed by a drunk driver
I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy
She’ll get the job, but not because of the size of her IQ
Too bad he isn’t more powerful than a locomotive for when the bullys go after him