They’ll be asking for a DNA sample next. Then it will be able to legitimately say “Sorry, you are too stupid to be allowed to use this computer” after it’s tested.
Lion’s mane mushrooms are supposed to be very good for memory and cognitive processes – amongst other things. Do a search for “health benefits of lions mane” and you’ll see
I went to a computer store once and couldn’t believe the rubbish the customer service guy was telling a couple that wanted to buy a laptop for their son. I’ve never heard so much twaddle in all my life. After he’d gone I just had to tell them what he’d said wrong, why it was wrong and what he should have said. Hopefully they listened.
Nor a politician. His nose would extend so much, he’d topple over. It’s a pity this isn’t a real thing. Politicians would soon be out of a job – although having said that, most politicians lie through their teeth; everyone knows about it; they still get elected
Nice try