Recent Comments

1. about 3 hours ago on Frank and Ernest

   This should get the Flat Earthers started

2. about 3 hours ago on Farcus

   I find it incredible how often incompetent people get promoted sideways to get them out of the way.

3. 1 day ago on 9 to 5

   It always used to wind me up when they called it the “3 Rs”. What’s that: Reading, Righting, Rithmatic? And these are the people that are supposed to be teaching us?

4. 1 day ago on Andy Capp

   Why’s that then. We’re heading there for the first time later this year.

5. 1 day ago on The Born Loser

   I once bought a car exhaust on a special deal. It cost me twice as much as usual, but it meant I could have it replaced for free each time it was needed. I think they hoped I’d be like normal people and change my car after a few years, but I keep mine until they either die or start getting expensive to maintain. They regretted me ever getting that plan. Saved me a lot.

6. 1 day ago on In the Bleachers

   What’s the last thing that went through the fly’s head when it hit the windscreen? Its ar$e.

7. 4 days ago on Birdbrains

   Like the insurance claim “I drove into the wrong driveway and hit the tree I haven’t got”

8. 4 days ago on 9 to 5

   Might try that one myself

9. 4 days ago on Wizard of Id

   Yeah, it’s always a problem when you have to peel the duvet off the wall part way through the night.

10. 4 days ago on Ben

    A bit like my wife. Whenever she says, “I’m going to prune that plant”, I start praying for it