Every so often, my wife has a go at me for having too much stuff and I need to clear some of it out. I dutifully do that, but you can practically guarantee that the things I’ve just got rid of will be needed a couple of days later. Has happened to me soooooo often.
When my sons were younger, they used to be able to tidy their rooms in 30 seconds. They’d just pile everything (read that as throw haphazardly) in the wardrobe out of sight. You just had to be careful opening the doors to the wardrobe afterwards.
My wife used to be similar in that I’d try and surprise her with presents and it very rarely went to plan – she’s hard to buy for. In the end I said that she should give me a list of things she wants (more than the budget) and I’ll select ones from that list up to the budget, so at least that way she had the ‘surprise’ of which ones she’d get. It reduced the issue to “did I get the right ones from the list” which is better than the “you got a gift I didn’t want”
Being dressed as a security guard doesn’t necessarily imply innocence. Quite a while ago, we had a number of thefts at work – more often things missing from desk drawers. I happened so often that everyone eventually got used to locking them. The culprit was eventually found. It was one of the night security guards.
Good job it’s not pink – that would really freak him out while drinking in a bar. As if having an elephant drinking in a bar is not freaky enough anyway
Of absolutely no use to me to look in my wife’s wardrobe to see which colour is prevalent to check on a favourite colour, as she has all colours in pretty much equal quantities. So nice idea, but lacking
Humans stink to animals as they have such heightened smell. Why do you think dogs love humans so much? Dogs are happy sniffing poo.