Nah—I want 45-50. . .
The REALLY nice thing about being old is that I don’t have to go through being young again. . .
Ah, yes: REPARATION. The part of absolution that EVERYBODY forgets. . .saying, “I’m sorry” just doesn’t quite cut it. . .
I wish I’d known you had only eight fingers and eight toes. . .I know that says something but it’s too early in the morning to know what. . .
C’mon. . .ya think the neighbors don’t know Earl yet? And at least he’s covered. . .
How long have the Pickles been living in this neighborhood? And they don’t know Earl yet? And who cares anyway?
Huh. Never had a job where they didn’t demand “yes” men. . .
What’s calculus again?
I practiced and practiced and practiced. . .I now have a black belt in verbal karate. . .comes in very useful every once in a while. . .
Ah, Mr. Moulton: but which KIND of English? British? which dialect? American? which region? Australian? New Zealand? Canadian? Indian? Not to mention the many polyglot English “languages” in the various islands. . .
Nah—I want 45-50. . .