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Born two years after Charlie Brown's debut; mainframe geek for three decades for a great metropolitan bank, now mostly retired but doing a few gigs as a spelling and grammar geek. I've identified with Charlie Brown as a kid, Mike Doonesbury in college, Dilbert at work, and Opus in my free time.
Have the doctors take any organs that can be of use to someone else. Cremate the rest. Have dinner at a nice restaurant with whoever wants to show up and say, “He was a mensch.” (Maybe an all-you-can-eat buffet so that everyone can say they’ve had their fill of dealing with me.) Then throw the ashes in the air on the pedestrian walk of the Brooklyn Bridge during morning rush hour, so I can be in everyone’s hair all day.