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1. about 21 hours ago on Pearls Before Swine

   Have the doctors take any organs that can be of use to someone else. Cremate the rest. Have dinner at a nice restaurant with whoever wants to show up and say, “He was a mensch.” (Maybe an all-you-can-eat buffet so that everyone can say they’ve had their fill of dealing with me.) Then throw the ashes in the air on the pedestrian walk of the Brooklyn Bridge during morning rush hour, so I can be in everyone’s hair all day.

2. about 21 hours ago on Close to Home

   You said-a da password, so you can come in.

3. about 21 hours ago on Frazz

   I like bananas because they have no bones.

   www.youtube.Com/watch?v=Ae7h2p1pY5Q

4. about 22 hours ago on Frank and Ernest

   Diamonds are a girl’s best friend—and the purest form of carbon.

5. about 22 hours ago on Frank and Ernest

   In the 1960s, Biff Rose sang,“You can take the country out of marijuana, but you can’t take marijuana out of the country.”

6. about 23 hours ago on Day by Dave

   Sorry to hear it. They’re an essential nutrient for the soul.

   If you’re ever in Brooklyn, I’m happy to offer a few.

7. about 23 hours ago on Dark Side of the Horse

   The argon means those using SArCaSm think they’re noble, and because of the calcium, they feel it in their bones, but the sulfur shows that it just stinks. I’m not sure what the samarium does.

8. about 23 hours ago on Zack Hill

   It would be a Titanic mistake to get involved with him.

9. 1 day ago on Day by Dave

   Thanks for the research! I knew I had it in my archive somewhere, but I had to run out and didn’t have time to search exhaustively. I’m glad I was within 10% of the actual age of the strip.

10. 2 days ago on Non Sequitur

    A butler who’s been at the job for any length of time has intimate knowledge of the people he buttles for.