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The Brooklyn Accent Premium

Born two years after Charlie Brown's debut; mainframe geek for three decades for a great metropolitan bank, now mostly retired but doing a few gigs as a spelling and grammar geek. I've identified with Charlie Brown as a kid, Mike Doonesbury in college, Dilbert at work, and Opus in my free time.

Recent Comments

  1. about 21 hours ago on Pearls Before Swine

    Have the doctors take any organs that can be of use to someone else. Cremate the rest. Have dinner at a nice restaurant with whoever wants to show up and say, “He was a mensch.” (Maybe an all-you-can-eat buffet so that everyone can say they’ve had their fill of dealing with me.) Then throw the ashes in the air on the pedestrian walk of the Brooklyn Bridge during morning rush hour, so I can be in everyone’s hair all day.

  2. about 21 hours ago on Close to Home

    You said-a da password, so you can come in.

  3. about 21 hours ago on Frazz

    I like bananas because they have no bones.

    www.youtube.Com/watch?v=Ae7h2p1pY5Q

  4. about 22 hours ago on Frank and Ernest

    Diamonds are a girl’s best friend—and the purest form of carbon.

  5. about 22 hours ago on Frank and Ernest

    In the 1960s, Biff Rose sang,“You can take the country out of marijuana, but you can’t take marijuana out of the country.”

  6. about 23 hours ago on Day by Dave

    Sorry to hear it. They’re an essential nutrient for the soul.

    If you’re ever in Brooklyn, I’m happy to offer a few.

  7. about 23 hours ago on Dark Side of the Horse

    The argon means those using SArCaSm think they’re noble, and because of the calcium, they feel it in their bones, but the sulfur shows that it just stinks. I’m not sure what the samarium does.

  8. about 23 hours ago on Zack Hill

    It would be a Titanic mistake to get involved with him.

  9. 1 day ago on Day by Dave

    Thanks for the research! I knew I had it in my archive somewhere, but I had to run out and didn’t have time to search exhaustively. I’m glad I was within 10% of the actual age of the strip.

  10. 2 days ago on Non Sequitur

    A butler who’s been at the job for any length of time has intimate knowledge of the people he buttles for.