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1. about 6 hours ago on The Boondocks

   Having dealt with often with the GED clowns the City of Chicago hired at minimum wage for O’Hare, I was pleased when they said they were going to federalize airport security.

   Little did I realize that just meant the same bozos would be wearing a different badge……

2. 1 day ago on The Boondocks

   Smart is good; one cannot be “too smart for his own good”.

3. 1 day ago on Pearls Before Swine

   Really?

   “The Spanish blew up U.S.S. Maine.”

   “Gary Powers was flying a weather plane.”

   “I have here in my hand a list of 205—a list of names that were made known to the Secretary of State as being members of the Communist Party and who nevertheless are still working and shaping policy in the State Department.”

   “I have a secret plan to end the war in Vietnam.”

   “In Chicago, they found a woman who holds the record. She used 80 names, 30 addresses, 15 telephone numbers to collect food stamps, Social Security, veterans’ benefits for four nonexistent deceased veteran husbands, as well as welfare….”

   It is and has long been their stock in trade.

4. 2 days ago on Doonesbury

   Four years? Each count carries 2.5 years; let’s hear it for “to be served consecutively”.his term while serving his term (but wouldn’t that

   But there, amazingly, nothing in statute or the Constitution to prevent a felon from taking office, or from serving. Which doesn’t mean I don’t think it needs to be done.

5. 2 days ago on Daddy's Home

   Gone, not went.

6. 2 days ago on Arlo and Janis

   Well, yeah – but Andrew Jackson was a genocidal psychopath, too; perhaps not the best role model.

7. 2 days ago on Agnes

   If someone pimps what they’re selling as “One of the Top Ten”, it means that it’s number 10.

8. 2 days ago on Frazz

   Anyone who ate original Doritos® got breath that smelled like vomit.

   They have now had, as nearly as I can figure, 53,602,974 other flavors – and original smells the best of them…….

9. 3 days ago on The Buckets

   The quote usually attributed to Einstein (with no evidence that he ever said it) is mistaken; doing the same thing over and over, and expecting different results, is the definition of practice.

10. 3 days ago on Bloom County

    You’r confused; that’s a Carmine Miranda hat (the banana’s placed more prominently….)