I see what you did there . . .
Barman? Where is he, Ireland? I’d have thought “publican” would be the proper term.
“To the bat-window!”
Okay, who gave this kid the Lysergic Aci… oh, look! a squirrel!
Betcha he accidentally gets locked out of the house.
Satchel in panel two: priceless!
“Cutesie spelling is now passe’.” Yes, passe’ — but still accurate.
“Tell me about that.” ? Why? :-)
I tried playing chess in high school. Each time I was killed off in 4 moves. Played 6 times. That’s how long it took me to realize they didn’t want to play ME.