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  1. about 16 hours ago on Free Range

    I dunno. Sometimes a dog with a bad owner goes on to a good owner and still behaves badly.

  2. about 17 hours ago on Half Full

    Can you help with my Citroën?

  3. about 17 hours ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

    I just got the idea of a Brian Blessed unicorn.

  4. about 17 hours ago on Dark Side of the Horse

    Horace is one of the laziest comic characters. Nothing short of a perceived emergency would get him to use stairs.

  5. about 17 hours ago on Lio

    Going back to school now, boy, you’re a terror in disguise.

    Bringing shrunken heads? I don’t think that’s very wise.

    With a snake in your bed as you sleep through the night, you dream up mayhem quite diverse.

    You know you’re something special, and I think it’s for the worse.

    CHORUS: His name is Lio, and he’s one eccentric kid.

    His main companion is a huge, land-dwelling squid.

    He’s always doing things authorities forbid.

    Oh, Lio, Lio, do you see what you just did?

    I’ve seen you in a lab, and I’ve seen you out in space.

    You lead kids to their deaths, if not the human race,

    With the Reaper or a giant beast.

    But then, I’m sure that your friends could use a feast.

    CHORUS

    Hey, now, woo, look at that; did young Eva shoot you down?

    With the things you contrive to make her your wife,

    You’re lucky you’re alive, alive, alive!

    Don’t take that chance, ‘cause she won’t take your side

    For nothing. I know what you’re thinkin’,

    But she’d sooner go join your kitten in drinkin’.

    CHORUS

    His name is Lio, and it’s hard to guess his age.

    He deals with characters across the comics page.

    Most folks react to him with fear, disgust, or rage.

    All of his friends belong within a tomb or cage.

    Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo…

    —me channeling Duran Duran

  6. about 17 hours ago on One Big Happy

    “Your cat crapped on my steps again.” “Yeah? Who says you can’t train a cat?” —Grumpy Old Men

  7. about 17 hours ago on One Big Happy

    Maybe a scaredy-cat.

  8. about 17 hours ago on The Argyle Sweater

    Is pulled mussel anything like pulled pork?

  9. about 17 hours ago on Barney & Clyde

    I found both attributions, but Walpole more often.

  10. about 17 hours ago on Barney & Clyde

    That’s just a subset of thinkers.