Tarzan has a feeling of déjà vu: “Hmm… wasn’t I in this silly story arc in 9/1999 and 12/2016? Bummer… now I have to go through that again for the 3rd time!”
Tarzan is relieved, thinking this stupid story arc will end soon. He browses at ERBzine and is shocked to find out he is stuck with that old geezer for two more months…
Tarzan writes a complaint to the illustrator: “What the **** it supposed to mean?! Why do I have to be a babysitter to this old geezer?! I demand a story arc with an evil hottie queen and at least one lion!”
One of the monkeys has had enough, brought his palm (still inside the coconut) on Harrigan’s foot. The coconut broke. The other monkeys saw and figured it was the way to get free, and did the same to the bozo. Eventually all the monkeys were freed, Harrigan fled away bruised and battered, and swore never to pick on monkeys, while Tarzan was sitting and enjoying the show. End of story. Then Tarzan looked for less silly adventure, preferably with a hottie evil queen and some lions.
Will Tarzan ever learn NOT to meddle with things that are no concern to him?
BTW, what does “gorbus” mean?