Tarzan wonders if there is enough time to dig some pits.
Tarzan (disappointed): “There go the handbag and shoes and suitcase I promised Jane. She is gonna be angry… oh well, there is a shopping mall at Nairobi. Jane wouldn’t know the difference”.
The angry spectators call PETA and complain about the big mean savage who picks on their nice, peaceful croc.
Before jumping, Tarzan WhatsApps Jane: “Honey, would like new boots and a handbag?”
On April 15th Tarzan was certain the ceremony would last long so he was in no hurry… this is the cost of overconfidence.
Tarzan sneaks behind the girl, and suddenly: “BOOH!”
Tarzan considers whether to dig a pit to the room below, or summon Tantor to break the door.
“Something better” – a shovel, maybe?
That crocodile will soon probably become a luggage, if it is up to Tarzan…
Bummer for Tarzan. These savages have a king, not a queen.
Tarzan wonders if there is enough time to dig some pits.