You’ll be able to grow a beard when you’re 40, but hair will be popping up everywhere by then.
^what @dnotkin said. It is popular opinion that God started on a Sunday, as the story goes.
As they say, laughter is the best medicine….unless you’re sick with diarrhea.
The Born Loser? Really? I’m moderately confused about that.
This reminds me: Sarah Vowell would make a great ghost.
Oof. What do you think about family, Galifianakis?
On the other hand, “thermos full of phlegm”…..
Also, the 25,000 Hebrew Slave-Made Pyramid.
Now it’s time for…..Wheel!Of!TORTURE!!!!!
Ha! And his name is Gil!