This could all be resolved by a man in a rooster costume. A man such as . . . The Bantam!! It makes as much sense as anything else in this strip lately.
See, she can’t hit them because she can’t aim properly, because she has no depth perception due to having just one eye. It causes . . . I’ll just shut up.
I, for one, continue to hold out hope that this will all be resolved by a sharp-chinned man in a giant rooster costume.