Have 3 microsheep up there. They need a herd (hence 3), are light enough for the roof, but keep the grass short and firm. Thus no rain or storm will rip the turf open, that’s why sheep are kept on levees (and not goats or cattle).
Is the idea behind that joke actually true in the US? I never encountered anyone with the idea to have people work on the weekend on short notice. Not even, when the IT broke the company’s server – only to detect that the backup-tapemachine was broken for a year.
A place here uses one random name from some theme: authors, musicians, movies, fairy tale characters, … No one yet complained being „Mathilda“, „Odysseus“ or even „The Grinch“.
Here 2 of those days are Sundays and one is Good Friday on which the rules are even more strict: No shopping. If those in power could they’d prohibit online shopping as well.
Tehehehe!