I was going to make a rather disingenuous (though accurate) remark about the previous administration, but lately the gags have been writing themselves…
“Homosapiens. What an inventive, invincible species. It’s only a few million years since they crawled up out of the mud and learned to walk. Puny, defenseless bipeds. They’ve survived flood, famine, and plague. They’ve survived cosmic wars and holocausts. And now, here they are, out among the stars, waiting to begin a new life! Ready to out-sit eternity. They’re indomitable. Indomitable!”
Portrait of a dad who likes to live dangerously.