One: It’s absolutely true and second, that notice on his clipboard is absolutely correct as well! Too bad he wasn’t my doctor when I was in the hospital last week.
My Mother absolutely hated Calvin when she was alive. She thought he was spoiled and undisciplined and a complete monster. I kept telling her that was the point. Besides, if he were completely nice, he’d be on Peanuts, not here in his very own comic strip.
The cartoonist hates fat people. He’s expended most of the usual jokes, so this one’s got to make you think about it. Basically, he’s moving so fast when he eats, the fat collects behind him.
And they say no one follows police procedures anymore.