Hey. One out of two ain’t bad….. I mean heavy metal is a whole lot better, head and shoulders better than the political ads that are in many cases total lies.
But if you would simply put him on your shoulder everything would be perfect. He just wants to be close to you. That’s what bonding with a cat is all about. Oh, one thing. They do the choosing. And you be the “chosen one”.
Not sure whether it is stupidity or an inflated sense of how important he is. But then the divorce will go a long way to correcting his egocentric attitude, dontchaknow…..
QWERTY is the correct answer.