If Calvin’s got all that sticky sweet stuff on him it’s time for Hobbes to give him a licking.
There’s a market for fleas?
A Fish Called Wanda, Google it
Do you mean Sloths wear Depends underwear?
Speak now or forever hold your squeese
Sliders, like White Castle?
Gee, I haven’t heard that one since High School and that was 68 years ago.
That’s a take-reel for the paper tape they used to have in a stock brokers office.
They must have wanted you a whole lot to go to all that trouble!