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  1. 2 days ago on Peanuts Begins

    It was a soggy Saturday night when me and my girl Patty got out of the late late show. We were being tailed by a couple of Gambino’s boys, but I didn’t want to spook Patty by tellin’ her that. I watched them outta the corner of my eye, just’a make sure they didn’t get too close. The last thing I wanted was for Patty to get hurt, so I thought it best to get her home as soon as possible without making it seem like I was rushin’ her. Looks like my business with Gambino couldn’t wait. Tonight was the night that him and me were finally gonna settle our score.

  2. 4 days ago on Peanuts Begins

    Sorry, Charlie Brown. Your two little boy legs are no match for four puppy legs.

  3. 12 days ago on Peanuts

    Chuck didn’t say anything because he probably passed out.

  4. 18 days ago on Bloom County

    MACoronavirus.

  5. 18 days ago on Peanuts

    Existing is exhausting.

  6. 18 days ago on Peanuts Begins

    Sorry, Charlie. :(

  7. 23 days ago on Peanuts Begins

    “…goes the weasel” or “…Goes the World.” Take your pick.

  8. 24 days ago on Peanuts Begins

    Lucy’s eyes are really starting to freak me out, never more so than here. I hope they don’t last much longer.

  9. 25 days ago on Peanuts Begins

    “And all the little birdies went ‘Tweet! Tweet! Tweet!’”

  10. 26 days ago on Peanuts Begins

    I never wanted to go to bed when I was little either. I would always rather stay up and draw or play with my Star Wars toys. That has carried over into adulthood. I would rather stay up and read, write, or listen to music.