Recent Comments

1. about 10 hours ago on Crabgrass

   Yeah, let’s see how well Thor handles a swarm of wood ticks with that hammer.

2. about 17 hours ago on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

   God: “Do we need more than one? Listen, they’re like cockroaches. It’ll be fine…”

3. about 17 hours ago on Wallace the Brave

   He needs it for those times when he gets into heated debates with parents or players that can last for 30-40 minutes, with the intention of making him forget what game they’re playing.

4. about 17 hours ago on Dog Eat Doug

   Stella: “Pain?”

   Sophie: “No! It means no pain! (Unless you’re going to the vet, or Dad’s driving the car.) But that has nothing to do with whether you choose to listen to them on your way to the unprotected treats on the kitchen counter.”

5. about 19 hours ago on Wide Open

   “Yeah but, boy are you going to be in the doghouse when you get back.”

6. about 19 hours ago on Savage Chickens

   Don’t worry, Big G. Every enemy you fight now may be a future friend. You fight. In the future.

7. about 19 hours ago on Crabgrass

   It doesn’t have to be the solution to every problem. Just to this problem.

8. about 19 hours ago on Wallace the Brave

   Um, Dad? Just because you defused the bomb doesn’t mean there’s no bomb anymore.

9. about 19 hours ago on Wallace the Brave

   Ohhhh yeah… Pretty sure we can trust Amelia to behave in EXACTLY the way we think she will.

10. 2 days ago on Savage Chickens

    Mate: “But Captain, I’ve swabbed all the way through the deck and halfway through the hull, and all I feel is an existential dread.”