Recent Comments

1. 6 days ago on FoxTrot Classics

   No, COVID was created by the ghost of Elvis Presley as a scheme to steal leprechauns’ underwear.

2. 10 days ago on The Born Loser

   My mother once told me she started feeling old when all the authority figures in her life — her doctor, her pastor, and the President — were all younger than her.

3. 12 days ago on Non Sequitur

   Or she could just act like a climate denier or COVID denier — just say gravity is a hoax and jump off a tall building.

4. 13 days ago on The Boondocks

   If Riley said it, it’s a saying.

5. 26 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

   “They couldn’t decide what shoes to wear if they weren’t told.”

   At least Democrats wouldn’t wear ugly-ass sneakers costing $400 just because they had Fat Donnie’s name plastered on them.

6. 26 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

   “It may interest you to know that I have made a lifelong study of lemmings, just as you have made a lifelong study of people. Like you, I have found but one thing about my subject which I do not understand.”“And what is that?” asked the lemming.“I don’t understand,” said the scientist, “why you lemmings all rush down to the sea and drown yourselves.”“How curious,” said the lemming. “The one thing I don’t understand is why you human beings don’t.”

   — from “Interview with a Lemming” by James Thurber

7. about 1 month ago on FurBabies

   This strip must be set in Pittsburgh.

8. about 1 month ago on Drabble

   Wendy can’t climb eight flights of stairs without collapsing? I’m 66 years old and I climb up and down my stairs 10 times briskly every day just for quick exercise.

9. about 2 months ago on Dick Tracy

   I guess back in the day orphanages were like pet stores — you could just stop by and pick out one you liked.

10. about 2 months ago on Broom Hilda

    Shakespeare couldn’t have been a vegetarian — he didn’t write about it in all his plays.