Cannon Fodder & Son
He’s gherkin till he brushes his teeth.
Reread his comment without auto-correct.
It might be 5 ‘clock somewhere; but, it’s always 4:20 right here!
at least he jams with Zest
You had me at “Bong!”
Mandates make things mandatory which means “required by rule.”
They’re eating the lice.
There used to be a lot of courtesy on the roads. Nowadays it would cause road rage.
That bride doesn’t need a groom.