Recent Comments

1. 6 months ago on La Cucaracha

   Neither is a rock, but a rock is not eligible.

2. 7 months ago on Andy Capp

   Wife and I used to go to Golden Corral (are they still arround?) to fill up for the week. Three plates of entree (steak or chicken or shrimp), two of sides (potatoes, green beens, etc.) and one of desserts w/ 6 or 7 different desserts(pie, cake, jello, fresh fruit). That was for me. Wife was more moderate.

3. 7 months ago on Speed Bump

   I don’t care who has the dream. That dog in MY house? OUT! OUT! OUT!

4. 7 months ago on The Elderberries

   “The coffee maker laughed. I shot the coffee maker.

5. 7 months ago on The Elderberries

   my mother used them for banana pudding.

6. 7 months ago on Pickles

   I would think more likely a sea otter. They lie on their backs and crack clams (oysters?) on their tummies.

7. 7 months ago on Doonesbury

   In WWII, rifle was usually Garand M1

8. 7 months ago on Pluggers

   Suck in that gut and lose your pants.

9. 7 months ago on Pickles

   When I worked for Radio Shack, (loooooong time ago) the store computer refused to boot up one morning. I called tech support in Texas and they advised “one medium fist hit on the right front corner” of the machine. Evidently, the hard drive would “freeze” overnight while turned off and needed to be joggled into spinning up.

10. 7 months ago on Calvin and Hobbes

    Well, can’t be a Smilodon anyway. Smilodon is a feline.