It’s raining cats and gazpacho.
As long as that tells my FitBit that I can now take a nap.
Tossing and turning, turning and tossing. Tossing and turning all night
The sea lion would not need to be trained to do better.
Someone used bourbon instead of milk on their Kellogg’s Corn Snowflakes this morning.
The FDA was established in 1906 under Teddy Roosevelt’s tenure. So any baby formula shortage is the fault of Republicans according to the Fox viewer’s thought process.
What a maroon eye is what Bugs gets you.
“I’m married to Gladys and have Gargle for a mother-in-law. Need I say more?”
Eye bleach is half off today just for this comic. Order now and we will include a free wire coathanger.