I would have stopped for a midnight snack half way.
Man, I read these on my lunch hour!
I live my life TO p*ss people off.
Never seen a cat drool before.
Bernice will never be the same.
That Bernice. Never fails to disappoint.
I can’t believe the took ’Dilbert" out. Thirteen percent of the population is too thin skinned.
And she turned into a shrew.
I think she means she is not selfish. She likes to share hers.
Les just wants to get his hands on her delicates.
I would have stopped for a midnight snack half way.