Reminds me of an old comic strip I still have on my fridge. For 39 cents you could buy a head of lettuce. For 99 cents you could buy a (half-wilted) head of “organic” lettuce. Or for $1.99 you could buy a map to a pick-your-own-lettuce farm run by barefoot hippies.
And now I’m thinking of a case many moons ago when I was watching TV with the CC on, but not working quite perfectly. According to the closed captions, cars were “oinking”.
Lots of fiber, keeps you regular.