Andy capp

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I'm a drunken bum and proud of it. I've never worked a day in my life and rely on sponging off me missus Flo, the dole and 'dead certs' but mainly sponging off me missus. Until recently l thought a P45 was a semi automatic.

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  1. almost 6 years ago on Andy Capp

    “I scored 4 bullseyes that day, Cappr’s!”

  2. almost 6 years ago on That is Priceless

    @Bilan.

    Hence the expression ‘Hans off’!

  3. almost 6 years ago on Andy Capp

    “Ooever coined the phrase ‘Football – the beautiful game’ obviously never saw ’Artlepool United play!”

  4. almost 6 years ago on Andy Capp

    “My biggest mistake was sayin’ ‘I do.’”

  5. almost 6 years ago on That is Priceless

    “I’d like to thank my parents, without whom, none of this would have been possible. My wife, my kids, my agent, my 2nd cousin twice removed…”

  6. almost 6 years ago on Andy Capp

    @Eldo.

    “I ain’t givin’ my creator’s apprentices any of my ideas. Unless they pay me a percentage!”

  7. almost 6 years ago on Andy Capp

    @Number Three.

    “My Flo says the bog lid should be lowered. Flushing with the lid raised is unhygienic.

    Think about it…"

  8. almost 6 years ago on That is Priceless

    “Nyah!

    What’s up doc?"

  9. almost 6 years ago on Andy Capp

    “Jackie suggested l must ’ave a double so l asked for a brandy!”

  10. almost 6 years ago on Andy Capp

    “Oo’s this Guitar Bob???”