As long as he’s happy.
Quick! Douse it with beer!
Does that mean they’re stuck in the gift wrapping department?
Well, he does have to deliver those hippopotamuses somehow.
And he travels all around the world without a valid passport.
Nancy is assuredly closer to the rest of the cheese curls now.
What’s needed is for the cat to knock over the tree in the next three seconds.
Everything except try to cash your paycheck.
That might end your problems a bit more finally than you wanted.
He is the patron saint of thieves.
As long as he’s happy.