Recent Comments

1. about 14 hours ago on Luann

   Zombie Fran Drescher…

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   Would anyone notice the difference?

2. 1 day ago on Luann

   Well I had an instant inspiration.

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   Have they done an undead nanny movie yet?

3. 2 days ago on Luann

   Four Indonesians tried to build an aeroplane, but two sarongs don’t make a Wright.

   (You’re left to do the math on your own.)

4. 2 days ago on Luann

   Shostakovich

   …except the balloon isn’t big enough.

5. 3 days ago on Off the Mark

   He is great working in an electric bulb factory because many hands make light work.

   ISIRTA, 1960s

6. 3 days ago on Off the Mark

   Trouble is, he can only type 60 “minnows.” A word.

7. 6 days ago on Off the Mark

   See Spot ruminate.

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   Ruminate, Spot, ruminate.

8. 6 days ago on Jane's World

   She hasn’t gone after a hirsute clergyman.

   Tom, the deacon that’s hairy.

9. 6 days ago on Luann

   Muse Makeover?

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   Well, they killed off two of them for Disney’s Hercules just because they didn’t fit on screen. In comparison, a Bernice makeover is no big deal.

10. 9 days ago on Luann

    If we are on a Hegelian Plane, there are no salted peanuts.