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1. about 17 hours ago on Off the Mark

   All four are pushing on the left, when the push plate is over on the right.

   Guess which three mats get shredded.

2. 1 day ago on Off the Mark

   Turn your head and cough, Ninja Sloth.

3. 3 days ago on Off the Mark

   Don’t use it near a comic book shop or it’ll lock onto Fritz the Cat.

4. 9 days ago on Off the Mark

   But how is he going to fit the patient onto a computer keyboard?

5. 14 days ago on Luann

   Abbott and Costello routine.

   Just replace the words “Niagra Falls” with “Shannon.”

6. 16 days ago on Off the Mark

   Next stop:

   Origami toilet paper.

7. 17 days ago on Off the Mark

   Um……

   That’s not lemon.

8. 19 days ago on In Security

   Another color extra strip.

   We win again.

9. 23 days ago on Luann

   Tomorrow she fills out their joint tax form.

10. 24 days ago on Off the Mark

    Meaning he can no longer work in upper management.