“Share your successes. That way others don’t have to reinvent the wheel. Share your failures. That way others don’t have to reinvent the flat tire.” – UMass librarian Sally Gore
Snoopy, after listening to Charlie Brown talk about somebody tossing the pigskin and swatting the old horsehide: “Why can’t they just play their games and leave the animals out of it?”
When the Army decided to make the Arapahoe and Shoshone, traditional enemies, share the Wind River Reservation in Wyoming, they kicked it off with a peace banquet. At the head table sat Sharpnose, various Army officers, the Shoshone leader Washakie, and a large bottle of Tabasco sauce. Waggish young lieutenant pretended to drink from the bottle and handed it to Washakie. The swig he took brought tears to his eyes. Seeing this, Sharpnose mocked, “Why does the great Washakie weep?” Thinking quickly, Washakie replied, “At times I am reminded of my brother, who was killed by Blackfeet, and I weep in memory of him.”. And handed the bottle to Sharpnose. “Why does the great Sharpnose weep?” “I am sad that when those Blackfeet killed Washakie’s brother, they didn’t kill Washakie, too!” – Paraphrased from Wild West magazine
Larry (tossing it around with Darryl and Darryl in the Stratford Inn dining room while working for Dick and Joanna): Hot potato! Hot potato! (To customer, remembering:) Oh, you wanted mashed. (Squashes it with his foot.)
Counselor at the archaeology camp at Philmont Scout Ranch, as an example of how archaeologists read clues, told of noticing a perfect rectangle in which the grass was greener than elsewhere. Checking previous years’ records he found that’s where the burro corral had been.
“Both grew up in Waukegan” – Along similar lines, I have Neil Armstrong’s sophomore, glee club, and band pictures in my mother-in-law’s high school senior yearbook; but when during his Gemini flight my future wife asked her Uncle Jack if he knew him, he replied, “Nobody knew him. He was always out at the airport.”
Britcom Goodnight, Sweetheart about a 1990s guy who finds a time portal into the 1940s. His main source of income back then is “writing” Beatles songs.
In Hong Kong The Green Hornet is reportedly called The Kato Show.