Things are not what they seem. The truth is not out there.
And you just did a brilliant job of specifying exactly what’s wrong with it.
It’s not a four day offset. Check the date on the strip: 3/9/09.
You can give those bazoombas a bounce / They’re right there with the best, ounce for ounce / But to prove you’re not male / As set forth in the tale / You need to be showing what counts.
Because the system is thoroughly rigged. Did you really have to ask? Perhaps you haven’t lived here very long?
Love the come-hither eyes on that virgin.
This strip is 25 years old.
So, where are these videos?
It’s “Toss of the Coin”, from Bill Cosby is a Very Funny Fellow. See https://youtu.be/Q0O1_X1t_dw for the audio.
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No, they aren’t.