Recent Comments

1. 40 minutes ago on Pearls Before Swine

   I never did understand the connection between dancing plussies (yes, there is an L in there) and prescription drugs.

2. about 6 hours ago on Pearls Before Swine

   And Lume and Jones Road and Laura Geller and SPCA and St Jude and Shriners and Hims and Hers and Harrelson’s Own and fake viagra and every TLC and TBS promo and every ad that uses a classic rock song in an insulting way and……..

3. about 23 hours ago on Pearls Before Swine

   I find that reading the posts on select social media platforms makes me feel so much better about myself, it’s almost worth the terror of knowing those people are allowed to drive and vote.

4. 4 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

   Penguin Opus said it best : “You’re born. You live. You go on some diets. You die.”

5. 4 days ago on FoxTrot Classics

   “Walking in parabolas” just doesn’t have the same je nais se quois as “Walking on Sunshine”…….and that is the earworm for today (you’re welcome!)

6. 5 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

   Which is why I always give my old (I mean really old – from before anyone knew any better!) AOL address.

7. 5 days ago on That is Priceless

   Ziggy zaggy ziggy zaggy hoi hoi hoi.

8. 7 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

   I knew a woman who would drive around the parking lot at the gym for 20-30 minutes just trying to find a parking space near the entrance so she didn’t have to walk too far.

9. 7 days ago on That is Priceless

   Yes, Mother went a bit overboard on the pleating of my bonnet….and I have no idea why she thought pink would be a flattering color for me.

10. 9 days ago on FoxTrot Classics

    Souper Boule