Page four, section six, item twenty-three of the United States bathroom code plainly states “Bathroom fees to lowly overworked underpaid employees should not exceed twelve percent of their monthly income unless in such cases the Boss feels like charging more.” ’
Allen is also wanted in three states for indecent exposure, kidnapping and forceable entry. But don’t let that that hold you back. Hey, we all make mistakes, right?
No wait! It’s a dilemma, or is it a quandary or perhaps a enigma?