And yer dawg dun died, and the bank foreclosed on yer single wide, and yer pick me up truck broke down, and yer 16 year old daughter is pregnant, and yer beer fridge is broke, and yer outta whisky, and the local moonshiner is yer ex-father-in-law (yer ex-wife’s paw).
When my wife and I moved in together it took 3 days before the waterbed cooled off enough to actually sleep in it and we bought enough Chinese food to last for a week. Ah, the joys of being young and stupid. :o)
Au jus or gravy?