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John Falstaff Free

I was "Earl the crokydile scientest" for many years but that was a very old joke with my sister and it's cumbersome. John Falstaff is "Old, fat, lazy, selfish, dishonest, corrupt, thieving, manipulative, boastful, and lecherous, Falstaff is, despite his many negative qualities, perhaps the most popular of all of Shakespeare’s comic characters. "

Recent Comments

  1. 7 days ago on CowTown

    Susan, Benton’s blatant copying is made even more offensive by the fact that Benton didn’t even wait until after Charlie was born to steal his artwork!

  2. 7 days ago on Fat Cats

    I’m surprised Leo’s pool isn’t full of cream.

  3. 10 days ago on CowTown

    Details, details. Artists don’t concern themselves with petty rules.

  4. 10 days ago on Fat Cats

    There’s a tasteless joke, about two Southern men sitting on a porch, drinking beer, watching the host’s old hound. And the punchline is, “Earl, that dog would BITE you.” Perhaps Leo should consider the possible consequences of … ah, let’s call it “ethical boo-boos.” Leo, at least one of those dogs might bite you

  5. 12 days ago on CowTown

    That’s EXACTLY how it all started in Tokyo! One minute Godzilla and Mothra were just roughhousing in the yard, and the next thing you know, buildings are crushed and railroad cars are being tossed through the air and the armed forces are called out!

  6. 12 days ago on Fat Cats

    Susan, is it “a hair past three whiskers,” or is it “a whisker past three hairs?”Either way, yeah, they do not look all that devoted to each other.

  7. 14 days ago on CowTown

    We had very few squirrels this year. And the hawks all appear to be obese by raptor BMI standards. :-) If you’re listening, hawks, we LOVE you!

  8. 14 days ago on Fat Cats

    “Wiping her feet on you” is a good sign in a relationship. She’s obviously ready for marriage! (It’s a skill that all wives develop, though some of them manage to hide it better than others.) (My own wife doesn’t bother to hide it at all.)

  9. 16 days ago on Fat Cats

    It took James a LONG time to teach those fish to breathe out of water and to spout water out of their mouths.

  10. 19 days ago on CowTown

    I want to stop and play with that dog!