So stop talking about your junk.
Death bed conversion: works every time. If, right before he died, Hitler said “I’m truly sorry for everything I did,” he’s in heaven right now. Think about it.
It’s only work if they MAKE you do it.
Wasn’t Lassie played by a male collie?
Baking soda can also be used to brush your teeth.
New Orleans is having similar feelings regarding Gayle Benson, but she’s busy working on her 7th billion.
At least Clem isn’t there to hog all the candy.
Bad news and WORSE news.
Relax, Mom: Brad turns out a lot better than Luann.
At first I thought that the woman was Kim Kardashian, except the butt is too small.
So stop talking about your junk.