Recent Comments

1. 5 months ago on Over the Hedge

   U2 reference?

2. 5 months ago on FoxTrot

   Why, yes, I did catch the Hitchhiker’s Guide reference.

3. 5 months ago on FoxTrot

   I get 9.122*10^26 pies using Wiki’s value for Jupiter’s mass and a good calculator. Using my 55-year-old slide rule and a pencil to keep track of exponents, I get 9.1 * 10^26. The slide rule figure is close enough for government work. I would like to point out that 2.08kg seems a bit optimistic on the pie mass, though.

4. 5 months ago on Bloom County

   Yeah, my mom always said that too, but it least she cited Jack Benny when she did.

5. 5 months ago on Monty

   Have you ever noticed the adjective “dystopian” is only ever used to describe “future”?

6. 5 months ago on Bloom County

   Oh, to be 60 again…

7. 5 months ago on Over the Hedge

   FLOUR tortilla!!??? Philistine.

8. 5 months ago on Monty

   Thirty years ago, my 11-year-old nephew advised me to invest my retirement fund in pogs and magic cards. Kind of the same thing.

9. 6 months ago on Get Fuzzy

   Why do drive-up ATMs have Braille?

10. 6 months ago on Pearls Before Swine

    I’ve seen many cattle trails on the sides of steep hills, and imagined steers with longer legs on one side.