Why, yes, I did catch the Hitchhiker’s Guide reference.
I get 9.122*10^26 pies using Wiki’s value for Jupiter’s mass and a good calculator. Using my 55-year-old slide rule and a pencil to keep track of exponents, I get 9.1 * 10^26. The slide rule figure is close enough for government work. I would like to point out that 2.08kg seems a bit optimistic on the pie mass, though.
Yeah, my mom always said that too, but it least she cited Jack Benny when she did.
Have you ever noticed the adjective “dystopian” is only ever used to describe “future”?
Oh, to be 60 again…
FLOUR tortilla!!??? Philistine.
Thirty years ago, my 11-year-old nephew advised me to invest my retirement fund in pogs and magic cards. Kind of the same thing.
Why do drive-up ATMs have Braille?
I’ve seen many cattle trails on the sides of steep hills, and imagined steers with longer legs on one side.