In 2016, my wife took our oldest son to Disney World, in Florida. (I guess the one in California is called Disney Land, she just told me.) She got a suite, in the hotel in Disney World. Guess what? She brought bedbugs back with her. We wondered why we were getting bites on our arms, and me on the ears. The ears for goodness sake. It was a mess getting rid of them. Disney apologized and paid, but it was a mess. As a side note, did you know that those suckers can live for a year without eating and they hate alcohol. That’s how you know you have them.
A leg man is an adult male, that acts, thinks, and does adult things. When he sees a woman, the first thing we see are the legs and then the face. Unlike adult men that will always be boys, and their mouths water over breasts.
A proven fact is that we leg men tend to never stray and stay married for 50 plus years.
Breasts sag, faces get wrinkled, but legs are always beautiful.
Here, in Australia, it’s just turned spring. Trees are green, warming up nicely. There would be no blondes or redhead. Shame though, I love red heads. By the way, I don’t live in Australia, just kidding around with you.
Quick! Stop her! You cannot go for a couple of months, looking at her, and trying not to laugh every time you look at her. I speak from experience.