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Sorry, Calvin. Ain’t no such thing.
Not “they" — “he or she”. An individual can’t be a “they”.
Who the heck does that anymore?
“The only one I gave that deadline” is inexcusably ungrammatical. Correct is, “the only one to whom I gave that deadline.” C’mon, Mallett. Wormwood is better educated than that.
Note that this particular strip is 24 years old. No Gen Zer would know who Holden Caulfield, Ichabod Crane, or Oedipus Rex are.
All “prophets” are false prophets, since there ain’t no “God”.
Whipped. Just like Corky.
Slow day, Crane?
The old joke that when you eat Chinese food you’re hungry again an hour later.
*to whom
Sorry, Calvin. Ain’t no such thing.